Well, we did it. The good ol' boys of Hazzard County, the Gasser Lounge and Lady Hump proudly present, that we went n' made the hillbilly campout of the year into a Calendar for 2014. Filled with all the juicy sweetness of the apple pie moonshine you drank during that one epic all-nighter in Hazzard County! Full color gloss and more pics than the average boring calendar you'd get for Christmas from the one cheek pinching Aunt Bobbi Jo that hasn't a clue what to really get you but thinks you need a little organization in your rebellious youth... this Calendar is going to be the mule kick to the back of your head that knocks you into next year and out the other side!!! photography by the James Exley.
If you're going to ride out to Vasquez Rocks, you might as well make it worth your while...
Starlog: On the cusp of epicness! It was a rad ride out to Vasquez Roxx for the Pon Farr Tournament of Champions (on site refreshments courtesy of the Gasser Lounge). There's little denying this was one of those epic struggles on a distant world for domination of the species. That damn CRFyou had some military training skills he used to defeat my 9-broken-ribs-still-healing challenge... payback is coming in 2014. I've been practicing!
Gasser Lounge, 1500 Aviation Blvd. Redondo Beach, CA.
Every year we ride out the Ventura Fairgrounds for the David Mann Chopperfest. We meet at 8am, and on the wings of a dove we peel out sharp at 8:30 am. Poor doves, they suffer so... Everyone's welcome to ride with us, first come first serve; FREE Shop Rags for all riders while supplies last.
This is our last Free Giveaway Shop Rag for our rides all year long, this year. At last count we've put out 10 different ride rags and another 4 for last months Escape To Hazzard County camping trip. Someone must have collected them all?
Next year we'll do it all again...
Yes. That's Miley "the mule" Cirus pulling our holiday sleigh!
The official song for this years ride is "Hoochie Mama" by 2 Live Crew...
She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama Hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama Yeah, she ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama Hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama
The Hermosa Beach Saint Patricks Day Parade hadn't expected the likes of us to crash their party! But you know what? It was a phenomenal hit. The sensation of the parade! Why wouldn't we join the parade? One might not even consider doing so, but then again, the Gasser Lounge has an taste for all things exotic and unexpected... the pole dancer kept her clothing on. The crowd cheered louder for our entrants on (pre-'83) motos, bicycles, trucks, wearing furry costumes, and bartenders than for any other entry in the parade. Thank you Hemosa Beach, YOU ROCK!!!
Hermosa Beach St. Patricks Day Parade
... and not appreciated by one old hag in Hermosa Beach, who wouldn't know a good time if it slapped her in the face and called her back the next morning (wink wink). Thank god I don't live under the thumb of that nazi-like tyranny. Someone get her a wet nap cause her crocodile tears are the driest I've ever seen!
We then gathered many a lad and had a joyful jaunt around the horn of Palos Verdes before feasting on Shepperd's Pie and downing some Guinness, then a stop by the Magical Potato Tree where the lucky finder of the Golden Key did drink for free thee rest of the night! Good times? Duh.
Thanks to everyone who joins up for our little South Bay ridiculousnesses!
Make sure you join us for our Shamruckus 2014 coming this March
Some good friends of ours will be raising money for Marissa Silva's cancer treatments at the Love & Respect, Car and Motorcycle Show Saturday December 14th, 2013 at 2 J's Lounge in the O.C. (located at 120 W. Houston Ave., Fullerton, CA.) If you're looking for a ride destination that weekend, here you go!!! There's also going to be a raffle if you wanna win some Lady Hump swag...
We took the riders on the second annual Sue Boy II Ride to kick off the Johnny Cash Birthday Bash from the Gasser Lounge to Pizzanista in downtown L.A., located at 2019 E. 7th St., downtown, they make a mean ass "Mac and Cheese" Pizza on Sundays you've gotta try! It's tits hands down and dumped out!!! Check them out HERE
Rainbow walls arn't just for looking at Pilgrims... they're for Voguing.
... which is anywhere when you're on two-wheels!!!
Cold, hot, bright, pitch black, shivering, stripping, making miles or buring sunlight, it don't matter. When you're out there, you're out there and once you're there... there you are!
You probably thought we forgot about this years "Best and Worst" countdown? We'll you're Rong again buddy! Get ready for stupid, cool, and Badassary! 20 days of the Best and the Worst of the Lady Hump blog start now!