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Get your Jay's Shirt HERE

This is a pretty "interesting" incident if you've been following the news, but the chance of you buying a shirt only lasts for a few days. These are pre-order only limited edition one time only shirts I'm willing to make for you because the mere fact that you'll be able to wear this to the bar is priceless if Jay Wischman shows up!!!

Everything Went Braaap !!!

Everything Went Braaap
Don't you just love how wonky Raymond's grip looks like it's totally throttling down?!?

Back in town. Will be catching up on all shop orders and everything Hazzard today.

(L-R) David, Lacey, and Steffan
Thanks for the memories!


~ Labor Day Weekend ~

August 30th 2014 (Saturday) is the annual Lady Hump / Gasser Lounge MUGU ROCK RUN to the Ventura Nationals. We're meeting at 8AM / KSU 9AM from the Gasser Lounge, 1500 Aviation Blvd. Redondo Beach, CA., riding up PCH 88'sunny coastal miles to the Ventura County Fairgrounds! We're going to rock n' roll, it's up to you if you want to be part of it. 
FREE screened shop rags for the first 50 riders.

"Yeah, a Flare would have been... nice!"

This is our boy Jay! Great job Jay at getting those ladies back to shore...

(If you've been to the Gasser or at the last Hazzard County (2), then you might know our good friend Jay Wischman who's a card and a half... and (evidently) a nautical sea Captain too. We're glad he and the "ladies" are safe and sound, fore it could have been disasterous otherwise... but now is the time for ribbing and verbal abuse!


It's a simple run, from the Gasser Lounge up PCH all the way to the Ventura Nationals* show at the Ventura Fairgrounds. We'll meet at the Gasser Lounge (1500 Aviation Blvd., Redondo Beach, CA) 8:00 AM and KSU promptly at 9:00 AM. We'll shoot out to Santa Monica, hit Pacific Coast Highway, stop at Mugu Rock for a group shot, and tool it to the Ventura Fairgrounds (10 W Harbor Blvd, Ventura, CA) for the show. As always, everyone's welcome**, ride at your own pace, we all know where we're ending up!

More info on the MEET location or the EVENT location below:

* At the time I posted this, I couldn't find any info on how much it costs to park or get into the show...???
** the Gasser Lounge is 21/over.

Lady Hump has the "Helping Hands" you need...

So you're stuck in a dreary dead end job in an exciting and growing high tech field? You can put a positive spin on just about any job application summary... 
"I haven't had a good bowl movement in days... let's go get some coffee?"
(you think quietly to yourself, "I'd rather shoot myself in the face... then smell you fart for one more day, but I've got a Sportster payment due next week.")

Or how about a job in the exciting field(s) of the "Green Revolution" (once you're elbows deep in it, you'll realize it's just a churched up "brown" revolution) naturally filtered coffee industry? Sure, there's prolonged exposure to sophisticated filtering agents (i.e., crap) but the taste is "simply irresistible" (que Robert Palmer)

Take a break from your shit career and take a walk on the wild side with these upcoming Lady Hump sponsored events across the country... there's one close enough to you and you might even win some sweet Lady Hump swag to wipe your hands off after a long day of toiling through the crap your boss gives you. Don't be that guy who complains "there's never anything to do"... or "I wish it was closer to me..." There's plenty to do, but you have to leave the house to do it!

August 16 & 17th
Kennebunkport, Maine

Sept. 5th & 6th
(near) Sweet Home, Oregon

Sept. 13th
Winfield, Alabama

Sniiiiffffffffffff..... "I smell my dead husband Mr. Jumbo!!!! Why do you smell like Mr. Jumbo white woman???????"

Man, and you expected this blog to grow up one day and be serious? We're getting dumber and dumber and it's too late to get off of this ride. Pish Posh...

Still probably one of my favorite Shovelheads

I see this bike maybe twice a year out and about. Still, it's always one of my favorite Shovelheads. Glad to see it's still getting around (and I mean, how many bikes have you seen once over the years and never seen again... a lot.)

Escape... it's not just a fragrance for men

 It's time to start mixing notes at Hazzard County and shooin' out the Riff Raff...

The top notes are eucalyptus, melon, Sailor Jerry's rum and juniper. The mid notes are sage, Curly Wolf, cypress, birch and Fartbarf. Base notes are sandalwood, oakmoss and sarcasm.

Love Potion #01
Brand it Hazzard County
Subliminal Serendipity
Beau Loves Luke
Adonis DNA

... Stay Trashy Hazzard County

I'll be borrowing time from the LadyHump over the next few months as I begin heavy petting with Gasser Lounge in getting this years Hazzard County ready. "If you thought last year was fun..." then I've already said enough. You know we got this.



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