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Our 6th Annual Photography Book... Make Friends Not Fans


We have a limited supply on hand of our sixth annual local photography book, and it's slightly different from previous years (we're removing the bigger corporate type events and concentrating on the grassroots homegrown... now who would have seen that coming?)

100 pages, full color gloss perfect bound, 100% ad freeeeeee.... because (like I've said a couple hundred times before) ads suck. Nothing else, they suck. "But that's the name of the game." Well, good luck with that, these aren't like the others. I completely understand you might need to supplement declining sales with more and more advertisements within your pages, but eventually, everything becomes marginalized (like most major motorcycle events these days) and then it's just a copy of a copy of a copy... like most major motorcycle events these day. Wait. Did I just say that?

This is a limited release and my stock on hand will not last. Quick on the draw or miss the BBQ and get stuck with the 'slaw... Early release includes free shipping U.S., free shop rag, patch, button, and various stickers. (don't fret, there'll be more coming next month if you miss this early release).


ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY Taco Moto Tuesday (pt.2)


Just a few more tacos from the One Year Anniversary party of Taco Moto Tuesday! Thanks for everyone who came out, near or far, and braved the near-sub-almost-fridged temperatures of the Southern California coast line... It should be t-shirt weather again in another few days so don't fret if you missed #TacoMotoTuesday this week, we'll be doing it all year long! Cheers.









Huge thanks to Don The Beachcomber for the hospitality and great tacos!!! Thank you.

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY Taco Moto Tuesday (pt.1)


Just a few pictures from this weeks Taco Moto Tuesday, which incidentally is the One Year Anniversary of TACO MOTO TUESDAY (at least as first hash tagged as a "thing" on instagram so deal with it, we know people have been eating tacos every day of the week for a long time and riding bikes just as often, but for the sake of sakes...) Started as a weekly dinner meet and ride by Kultofspeed and xwalkerx, it quickly grew into a mid-week opportunity to get out and ride for some of us (most of us) who are unfortunate enough to have to work on the weekends and probably miss more of the Saturday rides than the average "Nine to Fivers." Plus who doesn't need another excuse to drink mid-week? ...kidding


not kidding.




Large enough to hold our group and gracious enough to allow us to take over the parking lot. Thanks!




Weekly meet up is the Chevron Station on Alamitos and Broadway, Tuesdays 6:30pm. KSU 7pm.
Follow @kultofspeed for weekly details.

TACO MOTO TUESDAY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY 02.02.16


This Tuesday, follow IG @Kultofspeed for meet and KSU details.

Party will be held at Don The Beachcombers in HB

DIY IS DEAD ...


... Long Live DIY


Cum Dump of a Storm on the horizon Harley Davidson warns...


Yesterday there was a blog release (blogs, remember them? That's where we blog dead horses) regarding Harley Davidson's future financial plans (more accurately how to "stop the skid" marks in their ever failing elastic band underwear)
Here's some highlights of the plan from Harley Davidson;

WHAT HARLEY PLANS TO DO ABOUT ITS SLOW-MOTION IDENTITY CRISIS
by: Admin (aka Anonymous) (reposted from a blog that doesn't matter from another blog)

...earning were low again this year... blah blah blah... (everyone knows this already, we don't care, we won't care, we forgot how to care...)

...Harley-Davidson executives said yesterday the company plans to stop the skid(marks) by investing more money into — you guessed it — marketing efforts (read: a whole lotta trips out to So Cal for the vibrant active young "movements" going on there, a virtual CUM DUMP). Three of the four strategies outlined in the company news release on earnings (and the subsequent investor call) center around marketing: “increasing product and brand awareness” sponsorship of anything involving new uneducated impressionable malleable riders is at the top of the list. (Which begs the question: is there anyone who isn’t aware of Harley-Davidson?) (that's a very stupid question... ever been to Coachella?) “Accelerating the cadence and impact of new products” comes in at number four.

The NEW Harley Street 750cc

 And this is where my personal narrative comes in. As a relatively new rider (never would have guessed it), one who lives in suburban southern California (the Burbs hu?), I was pretty excited (like, maybe a school girl excited?) when Harley announced the launch of its Street models (jump for joy, jump for joy!). Here, I thought, was a Harley that I might consider owning (stop slobbering on the press release! You have to make it sound believable and you're just hamming it up). As a content marketing guy, I was thrilled. Here was Harley responding to a shift in its consumer base by doing something different — making an attempt to gain new riders by actually building a bike for them, and not simply spinning their brand’s story. (oh... Jesus H. Christ, you read the marketing release from top to bottom you dumb dumb)

The NEW Harley Street 500cc

Whether or not H-D actually made “better” stuff is up for debate (don't think of it as better... think of it as a lifestyle brand you want. Then quality doesn't mean anything); at best, the Street is an imperfect bike (just like you... poor little misunderstood emo hipster). But it can be improved upon (with ACCESSORIES available through our accessory department in every dealership!!! STEP RIGHT UP!), and it is a step forward for a brand whose strategy of selling a lifestyle may be running out of gas... (That's just our small peanut gas tanks, lol...)

Not Sorry.

NEW OLD STOCK SALE


Got some new old stock merchandise I'm letting go between 25% and 50% off...
Visit the Store for all the details

Pick up a 2011 Biblical Socalica, 172 pages of full color gloss photography with ZERO ADS!, Yeah, not a sigle one, #DIY, shipped free in the U.S. for a mere $12.95, that's compared to the regular $24.95.


ALIENRUN * 2016


FREE CAMPING
May 21st & 22nd, 2016
Pencil it in with any crystalized carbon writing insturment 
you might have at your immediate disposal...
Rachel, Nevada
Little A'Le'Inn

for more info follow @AlienRun2016 on IG

SUPER SALE at Zombie Performance on 8-Bit Apes w/ FREE Narrow Drag Bar




Purchase a set of Narrow 8-Bit Apes and get a FREE Narrow Drag bar!

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!!!!


Zombie Performance Narrow 8-Bit Apes Motorcycle Handlebars

Classic looks but with super tight radius bends to give them an very narrow and almost square look. 
Narrow bottom profile that is perfect for Narrow front ends but looks equaly as well on wide front ends.
*please check you clamp width to make sure your clamps are 5in wide or narrower
Hand made with heavy .120wall steel tube
1in or 7/8s .120 wall tube
8in tall x 28in wide
10in tall x 28in wide
12in tall x 29in wide
14in tall x 29in wide
16in tall x 30in wide
8in grips
5in clamp center
30degs pullback

ZOMBIE PERFORMANCE NARROW DRAG BAR
24in wide
6in clamp center
8in grips
26deg pullback

HHH


Couple shots from the last "Hungry Hungry Hipsters" gathering out of PORTLAND OREGON. Don't have anything going on in your area? Always jealous of all the ride/party pictures you see other people posting? "I wouldn't say jealous..." Whatever! DO IT YOURSELF!!!
Get organized and throw it up! It doesn't matter if it's 5 people or 50.
If you're in the Portland (or surrounding) area and wanna get in on this monthly food pod jaunt, follow Adam @ThisWildLife_ThisFreedom on IG
pics by HHH co-founder Max Vanbriesen






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