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Dan Collins
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Dan Collins awoke one night to the sounds of a (adjective)_______________ creature. When he looked out the window, all he could see was a (noun)________________. He grabbed his(noun)_______________ and ran downstairs. Little did he know, he forgot to (verb)_________________ the kitchen door. Apparently a very large and hairy (noun)_________________ had crept in the house while he was sleeping. Too bad Dan has A.D.D. because he forgot what he was doing and proceeded to raid the (noun)____________________ for leftovers. As he stuffed his (body part)___________________ with meatloaf, the creature snuck into his (place)___________________and stole his (adjective)_____________________ chopper. When Dan heard the rumble of the (noun)______________________, he was so surprised, that he dropped his meatloaf and pee'd in his (noun)_______________________. Against all odds, Dan managed to run so (adverb)____________________, that he managed to catch up with the hairy creature, and (verb)________________________him. Now when Dan goes to sleep, he always locks the (noun)_____________________, and keeps his (adjective)______________________ gun under his pillow. His chopper will never be the same.
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Content Posted by Dan Collins
- By Dan Collins
- March 10, 2010
- BlogDump
 Breaker breaker got a Bean Bopper who's had too many colorado kool aids, need a coke stop and a dress for sale, then we'll flop it pick up a hippie chippie and do our thing in the lefthand lane keep yer eyes open & yer black stack smokin over
  Grant had just picked up this 72 ironhead chopper in the valley. I remember seeing it on craigslist. Well, he ended up scoring a cool hardtailed sporty frame that had a k model in it, and decided to off the old 70's swingin hugger orange roller. I called him and went to check it out and ended up loading it in the back of my pickup and taking it home. I unloaded it into our walkway and surprised my wife with it, we were gonna start doin stuff to her little Buell, but I thought this would be a lot more fun. Seeing as we're always on a tight budget, were gonna rock the little buell motor in it, but it would be easy enough to switch it out later if she wants...the bike looks huge in the pics, but it's really not. She's just tiny....
 to 7-11 tuna salad sandwiches...is that wrong?
 sometimes you just have to say fuck it
 destroy, destroy, destroy
  this is my wifes car, it's time to go to someone new so she can finish her T-bird and her bike...it has new brakes, rebuilt carbs(dual Stromberg Aerotypes)new battery w/ 12 volt alternator conversion, and rebuilt radiator. It needs the gas tank boiled out, new fuel and water pumps, and go through the wiring, the interior is complete but needs to be reupholstered. The body is super solid California steel, and we have lots of extra parts(bumpers, radios etc.) It's currently registered as non op in her name, no back fee's due. email me for the price and any other info you need. Thanks BTW this is the highly sought after Century Sedanette, or 2 door fastback. These are rare and would do 100MPH off the showroom floor in 1941...
 it's official, we are headed to Sweden for the Jokers show after Bottrop. Looking forward to catching up with friends and maybe even tattooing a little while I'm there. Maybe someone will lend me a bike to ride while I'm there...hint hint nudge nudge! Gonna kick ass.
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