Dan Collins awoke one night to the sounds of a (adjective)_______________ creature. When he looked out the window, all he could see was a (noun)________________. He grabbed his(noun)_______________ and ran downstairs. Little did he know, he forgot to (verb)_________________ the kitchen door. Apparently a very large and hairy (noun)_________________ had crept in the house while he was sleeping. Too bad Dan has A.D.D. because he forgot what he was doing and proceeded to raid the (noun)____________________ for leftovers. As he stuffed his (body part)___________________ with meatloaf, the creature snuck into his (place)___________________and stole his (adjective)_____________________ chopper. When Dan heard the rumble of the (noun)______________________, he was so surprised, that he dropped his meatloaf and pee'd in his (noun)_______________________. Against all odds, Dan managed to run so (adverb)____________________, that he managed to catch up with the hairy creature, and (verb)________________________him. Now when Dan goes to sleep, he always locks the (noun)_____________________, and keeps his (adjective)______________________ gun under his pillow. His chopper will never be the same.

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