H&B Cycles in Ocala, Florida


"If you get bored at Bike Week, drive to Ocala and visit H&B Cycles. That crusty old dude has more motorcycle shit than you can believe." After four days of staring at baggers, beach bums and stretched Hyabusas, Billdozer and I didn't need to be told twice. Heeding the advice our friend and Florida ex-pat Caleb Owens, we left the ghostly Limpnickie Lot one day early and drove west over state road 40 through Volusia and Marion counties. When we arrived at H&B Cycles on a humid Monday morning, the bounty awaiting us was even grander than Cro had described.

In 1973, Richard Barner migrated to Florida from his birthplace outside of Albany, New York, with 500 dollars in his pocket. Soon after leaving behind the bitter winters of The Empire State Richard landed a job as a heavy equipment operator. After busting sand, gravel and his ass for four years, Richard bought out his founding partner and diversified H&B Excavating into custom motorcycles. 

H&B Cycles officially opened in 1977, but Richard didn't start collecting bikes, parts and accessories seriously until he sold the majority of his heavy equipment in 1995. Semi-retired and anxious to scratch his relentless itch for two-wheeled iron, Richard invested the proceeds from his land and business ventures into the collection that occupies his massive compound today. In five buildings, eight shipping containers and several acres of mossy oak Richard hoards hundreds of restored Harleys, thousands of frames and motors and nearly a million new and used parts and accessories.     



The collection of parts and complete bikes housed in H&B's main building on 3964 N.W. Gainesville Road is mind boggling, but it's only the beginning. Stroll past the dilapidated grader, rusty SS sidecar—a movie prop from the "Raiders" trilogy, according to Richard—and small oval dirt track and you'll reach the H&B musuem. Here is where Richard stores hundreds of pristine full dressers, restored pans, knuckles, shovels and Evos with some of the wackiest pedigrees you can imagine.

A red and black panhead with light bar and windshield caught my eye. "That bike used to belong to a police chief in Puerto Rico. It was painted purple and orange, just like you'd expect a Puerto Rican would paint it." Mind you, Richard isn't always this playful and chatty. Billdozer lurked around for 20 minutes waiting for the right time to ask the surly old man if we could check out his stash, but the opportunity never presented itself. Only after two dudes from Finland dropped in did Richard seem willing to give us a tour, and while I trolled in the Finns' wake, Richard regaled us with a torrent of priceless gems. Here are some of the better quotes from our tour:

"My youngest boy was tired of getting beat up by the bigger kids, so I showed him how to throw a punch. Now that little fucker beat on his bigger brothers 'til they got cerebral palsy!"

"This here is the world's fastest lawnmower. It'll cut an acre of land in 15 minutes."

"When I was in the excavating business I wouldn't move my equipment for less than a grand. Now I build motocross tracks and dirt ovals for free on the same land they couldn't pay me to dig in the '80s. Motherfuckers can't even keep me in diesel fuel. Told 'em if I work for free they gotta give me and my kids free entry fees for life."

"I got brothers and sisters who have master's degrees. I dropped out of the tenth grade and I got more money than all them motherfuckers!"

After spending 45 minutes with the man and his machinery, we found ourselves face to face with some disgruntled customers inside the front door. When I asked Richard what I should tell the dudes in chaps and HOG vests, he said, "Tell 'em to fuck off and go to the Harley dealer if they're in a hurry."

If you get a chance to visit H&B Cycles in Ocala, Florida, bring your checkbook, but leave your watch at home. Richard Barner doesn't hurry for anyone.

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Commented on 3-25-2011 At 05:18 am

"I got brothers and sisters who have master's degrees. I dropped out of the tenth grade and I got more money than all them motherfuckers!"

haha that's awesome!

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 06:12 am

Richard Barner is my new Jesus!

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 06:22 am

I know what I want to be when I grow up

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 06:39 am

Its true. I have a masters degree, and dont make shit.....

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 07:17 am

So, is anything affordable?

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 07:32 am

Can you really get cerebral palsy from getting beat up a lot? ha

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 07:47 am

My sort of secret spot is now out of the bag. One of the very few things I miss about Florida. Richard is salt of the earth, and I miss my many trips with my brothers to his place.

Great article guys!

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 08:35 am

This place looks awesome

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 08:37 am

I love reading articles like this. Its nice to know that there are still a few dudes that have enough money to not give a shit about anything but his hobby. I'm sure that most of the "priceless" stuff he has is because he just cant bare to part with it. I would do the same shit if I had the dough. And damn would I love to have that sidecar.

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 09:20 am

Just found my next trip.

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 09:47 am

Great story with a witty guy. Seems like he'd be a cool guy to have a few beers with. Haha.

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 02:50 pm

Jesus I could spend days at that place. I can't even begin to imagine the stories and overall cool shit to be found. I've found my heaven.

Commented on 3-25-2011 At 08:01 pm

What a damned fine interesting article. Look at all those bikes and parts. Hell! I almost creamed my jeans.

Commented on 3-26-2011 At 12:33 am

thanks bill and mcgoo for showing us this extrem cool place!
I think people like Richard are a million times more important to this culture than ebay and can tell you stories no internet blog can do!

Commented on 3-26-2011 At 06:00 am

fuck that "hidden gem" crap. Somebody show this guy a computer and set him up with an internet site.

Commented on 3-26-2011 At 06:51 am

That is now on the bucket list !!

Commented on 3-26-2011 At 01:36 pm

And I thought all the knucks and pans were in japan.

Commented on 3-27-2011 At 04:45 am

there are sooo many cool little places like this in florida. if any one ever gets a chance to go to the webster swap meet down there do it. you can meet some really cool people and find out where a lot of shit like this is just hanging out.

Commented on 3-27-2011 At 09:32 am

Fuck! I gotta go get some purple and orange paint for my Ironhead proyect.

Commented on 3-28-2011 At 07:51 am

i love drinking with guys like this. it makes you wish he could pass all that shit rollin around in his head.

Commented on 4-7-2011 At 07:45 pm

place just looks stack with great vintage...would kill for a walk thru

Commented on 8-8-2011 At 11:45 am

awesome place!

Commented on 1-16-2016 At 12:42 am

Just went there today for an after market gear shift lever and he had one used when know one else did not even webster bike swap or thunderbay and he din't din't rape me like thunderbay lol

Commented on 5-11-2016 At 04:40 pm

Yup.... Been dealing with Richard for years.... He holds a gun to your head for the high dollar.... But .. Will come down off the high horse if ya just talk to him...

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